"I won't have to die! I'll 'pass away'! Or I'll 'expire', like a magazine subscription. If it happens in the hospital they'll call it 'a terminal episode'. The insurance company will refer to it as 'negative patient care outcome'. And if it's a result of malpractice they'll say it was a 'therapeutic misadventure'."
(George Carlin, on "soft language ( Read more... )

"Good writing is 3% talent, 97% not getting distracted by the internet" (found on some random Google search.)

People on my friends list seem to be playing this all over again, so here I am, regenerating my old combat card:
( A single mother with eight children. I knew it would eventually come to that. )

The Terrible DuckSnake is a great name for a rock band. Plus it has a ready-made logo.

( אה, כן? נסו לרכוב עלי, נראה כמה תחשבו שאני חמודה אז. )

I have been interviewed by stinkeysoul1. Leave me a comment saying, 'Interview me ( Read more... )

For some weird reason, I searched for Bill & Ted's excellent adventure on eMule.
For some weird reason, I found this movie instead ( Read more... )

( The LJ-Drama Lament )

Well, when galicola posted this link (actually, he's misspelled it "Cute OverLord", which I think is far better than the original), I immediately thought of shiffer. But then I saw this category, and immediately thought of achmo. Hey, she might eventually learn to tell apart hamsters from gerbils!

( The saddest of stories, about a group of writers set upon one goal: To write the Worst. Book. EVAR. )